There Is No Longer A Reason To Call Me A Man....Or Mets Fan

It took me three tries to parallel park my car today. There is no longer a reason for myself, or anyone else for that matter, to call me a man.

Gaby Hernandez for LoDuca? Yeah, I have no reason to call myself a Met fan right now. Tomorrow I'll rethink that, but right now, I'm trying to just figure this out. I really do not care if this a prelude to another move because I cannot see how Paul fucking LoDuca should cost Gaby Hernandez and another arm and picking up all his salary to boot. Excuse me while I go take a shower.