You Just Have to Laugh
This post from Tom was classic. I could not help but crack up at this:
Now tonight, Aaron Heilman will make his 2004 debut against Jake Peavy. About 3 hours after Heilman debuts, Scott Kazmir will pitch for Tampa against Seattle. In typical Mets fashion, Heilman will get roughed up, and Kazmir will throw a 2 hit shutout.
Not quite, but pretty damn close.