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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

6 more irrefutable facts about Chuck Norris:

1. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

2. Chuck Norris never misspells a word. If he does, he simply changes the spelling.

3. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

4. In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene. . . and nobody noticed.

5. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

6. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Sorry, out late for my b-day last night and no time for a real post so you are treated with this for the second day in a row. Life is good and feel free to discuss anything you want all day......


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